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In this episode, the Nates discuss Barbenheimer, bodybuilding, and the cruel realization that they will not be on television. For the campaign, Roy and Ash meet a mysterious cocktail waitress by the name of Proxie, and Roy get's one heck of a mani pedi. Campaign starts at (31:33).
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In this episode, the Nates discuss Barbenheimer, bodybuilding, and the cruel realization that they will not be on television. For the campaign, Roy and Ash meet a mysterious cocktail waitress by the name of Proxie, and Roy get's one heck of a mani pedi. Campaign starts at (31:33). Support the [...]
September 25, 2023
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In this episode, Nate has a bone to pick with his equal opportunity training facilitator and their bias against miniature ponies, while other Nate gets on the American Gladiators bandwagon. For the campaign, Roy and Ash team up to escape Beacon Group HQ and seek refuge ”off the grid.” Ca [...]
September 6, 2023
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In this episode, the Nates talk new homes, the American Gladiators documentary on Netflix, and more. For the campaign, Ash and Roy continue their day and finally cross paths deep in the underbelly of Beacon Group HQ. Roy's conscience kicks in while Ash goes from late to lost in the Beacon Group [...]
August 23, 2023
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Check out our new theme song for Season 3 created by @northsidenate (yes, another Nate)! Episode 2 is coming out end of the week. Stay tuned! Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache poor audio quality, check out our first iteration of the podcast for 50+ episodes of weekly antic [...]
August 8, 2023
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We're back! I said Monday and we delivered, albeit late Monday evening. Anywho, welcome to a new story with the same shitty hosts. In this episode, the Nates recap their experience at Phoenix Fan Fusion, discuss their hyper-rivalry with Statefarm Insurance, and explain why druid is the worst cl [...]
August 1, 2023
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Daft Monks Season 3 returns next week (Monday, July 31st) with a new story, new shenanigans, and new hosts! Just kidding, same shitty hosts. Welcome to Beacon City. Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache poor audio quality, check out our first iteration of the podcast for 50+ e [...]
July 28, 2023
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We're working on some bonus episodes before we truly wrap up Season 2, however in the meantime, here's your first look at Season 3 of the Daft Monks podcast. While you can still expect the same twisted sense of humor and improv, we're taking the time to flesh out a bleak, futuristic u [...]
June 7, 2023
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The Nates share some quick banter about an IT themed escape room and the new Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom release, before jumping right in to the climactic finale to Trevor Belmont and Abraham Van Helsing's story. Campaign starts at (13:03). Support the show Want even more content? If [...]
May 26, 2023
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The Nates share casino anecdotes, their first two star rating, and more. Meanwhile, the battle for Groshureburger, the Sun Temple, and the world begins as Van Helsing and gang mount an assault on Bingo's army. Campaign starts at (30:14). Support the show Want even more content? If you can stom [...]
May 8, 2023
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The Nates discuss hair loss, turkey hunting and the Disney film Strange World. Meanwhile, Belmont and gang piece together the remaining timeline of Van Helsing's past and formulate a plan to take down Bingo. Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache poor audio quality, check [...]
May 1, 2023
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The Nates discuss Daylight Saving, the Korean reality TV show Physical 100, testosterone replacement therapy (TRT), and the 1991 film Earnest Scared Stupid. Meanwhile, Van Helsing, Belmont and gang are finally reunited, and Van Helsing comes clean about his dark, convoluted past. Support the show W [...]
April 9, 2023
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Nate recalls chaperoning his child's recent field trip, his latest 80s movie binge, and his take on the HBO Max series Velma. Meanwhile, Van Helsing and Ginger make their getaway from Gröschureburgher, but not before an epic encounter with Bingo and the Turnbuckle Teddies. Support the show Wan [...]
March 27, 2023
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Nate shares how he faired at his jiu-jitsu tournament, a reoccurring trend in 80's movies, and some of the worst spells in Dungeons and Dragons. Meanwhile, Belmont joins Naya in his dreamscape, where he recalls his mother's murder and a familiar father figure. Support the show Want even m [...]
March 20, 2023
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The Nates recall their first hangout at a renaissance faire, discuss axe throwing, and rank some of the most disappointing magic items in Dungeons and Dragons. Meanwhile, Van Helsing makes a move against Bingo and joins forces with his portly friend from the brothel. He meets a femme fatale who may [...]
March 6, 2023
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Nate ranks various Dungeons and Dragons source books and materials and laments a recent jiu jitsu injury and getting old. Meanwhile, Belmont and Nayenezgani enter the portal swallowing their ancestral land in an effort to shut it down. But what starts as a happy stroll through Belmont's childho [...]
February 20, 2023
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The Nates interview Guinness World Record holder and whip-wielding circus performer, Jack Lepiarz (a.k.a. Jack the Whipper, a.k.a. Jacques Ze Whipper). Meanwhile, Van Helsing recalls back to the time when he represented a friend in Dracula's court of law. Nosferatu and McNibbles rise from the d [...]
February 14, 2023
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The Nates discuss even more Squid Games reports, merch ideas, and hairdresser-turned-martial artist spear-wielding vigilantes. Meanwhile, Bingo sends Van Helsing on some errands to prepare for a special dinner with some infamous guests. Van Helsing learns Groshurberger's peculiar naming convent [...]
February 6, 2023
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The Nates discuss season 2 of Vox Machina, their casual Tomb of Annihilation campaign, and the new Dungeons and Dragons movie trailer. Meanwhile, Belmont is thrown into a prison cell in the depths of Dracula's castle, where he meets an unlikely ally. The peace is short-lived, however, when they [...]
February 3, 2023
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The Nates discuss new year's health goals, and one of the hosts recalls how he was almost cast for a Squid Games Reality television show. Meanwhile, Bingo helps Van Helsing reconnect with his true self through a series of training montages while Belmont takes a leave of absence to gather intell [...]
January 22, 2023
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The Nates address their year-long hiatus, the ridiculous potential of AI, and a series of avatars they created in an AI mobile app. Meanwhile, the Daft Monks return to Belmonts childhood home to better arm themselves for the fight against Dracula. Belmont works through family trauma, while Van Helsi [...]
January 14, 2023
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Nate discovers he was his team's handicap on his teenage bowling team and they both discuss the fairy tale setting of Children of Earte coming to Twitch. In anticipation of Robert Patterson's Batman movie, the Nates take a BuzzFeed quiz to determine which Gotham supervillains they emulate. [...]
March 4, 2022
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The Nates talk scandal at the Winter Olympics, what the Chernobyl Olympic Games would look like, the Director of Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story and more. With Valentine's Day this month, Nate takes a stab at guessing some of the most iconic TV couples of all time. Meanwhile, after arriving a [...]
February 25, 2022
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Nate discusses his second go-around with Covid-19 and the growing popularity of the game ”Wordle.” Nate gives a skeptical review of Critical Role's new animated show, Vox Machina. Bruce Wayne appears on a 70s-style dating show with criminal masterminds. Meanwhile, after a quick resu [...]
February 11, 2022
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On the Season 2 premiere of Daft Monks, the Nates discuss the upcoming Monsters of the Multiverse sourcebook and workshop the plots of major 2022 blockbuster movies. Meanwhile, after months of retirement from the monster hunter business, Van Helsing heads into town to look for a job to help with the [...]
January 28, 2022
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Season two features everyone’s favorite deviants, the notorious Abraham Van Helsing and Trevor Belmont, as they zero in a coherent story and struggle to do anything right while uncovering the revival of their old nemesis, Dracula. Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache poor au [...]
December 31, 2021
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Van Helsing tries his hand at speed dating after an unfortunate accident befalls a village's entire population of eligible bachelors. The Nates swap stories from school, talk janitors, and fixate on an excessive amount of ravioli. Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache po [...]
December 28, 2021
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While camping outside a small village festival, Van Helsing ingests one too many toxic shrooms and runs off in a delirious high in search of a murderous clown syndicate and organized crime. It's up to Belmont and the posse to track him down and minimize the collateral damage. Support the show [...]
November 2, 2021
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Belmont and Van Helsing flee Transylvania after the incident at Dracula's castle (the one where they pushed him down a flight of stairs at his own party…). After rafting to a quiet port town, the D Hunters notice something is afoot, with nothing but an eccentric host waiting to welcome th [...]
May 4, 2021
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Trevor Belmont and Van Helsing storm Dracula's castle to slay the demon once and for all. Things don't quite go as planned, however, when both Dracula and the castle prove there is more at play than originally perceived. Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache poor au [...]
March 23, 2021
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The Nates dive into more random role play bits. We check in on Trevor Belmont and Van Helsing. A Mandalorian warrior is paired up with a social media influencer. Antiques Roadshow is presented unusual antiques from your favorite series. Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache p [...]
January 12, 2021
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Who would win in a fight, Trevor Belmont or Van Helsing? Join us in the deathmatch arena, where two “professional” Dracula hunters find themselves face-to-face to end this feud once and for all. Mixing Nat1’s one-of-a-kind roleplay with a 1v1 DnD combat encounter, you'll want to pay close atten [...]
December 10, 2020
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