Daft Monks Returns Monday

Daft Monks Season 3 returns next week (Monday, July 31st) with a new story, new shenanigans, and new hosts! Just kidding, same shitty hosts. Welcome to Beacon City.Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache poor audio quality, check out our first iteration of the podcast for...

Daft Monks Season 3 Teaser | The Underground Podcast

We're working on some bonus episodes before we truly wrap up Season 2, however in the meantime, here's your first look at Season 3 of the Daft Monks podcast. While you can still expect the same twisted sense of humor and improv, we're taking the time to flesh out a...

The Chimera, the Lich and the Warlord

The Nates share some quick banter about an IT themed escape room and the new Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom release, before jumping right in to the climactic finale to Trevor Belmont and Abraham Van Helsing's story. Campaign starts at (13:03).  Support the show Want even more content?...

The Family That Slays Together

On this episode of Daft Monks, the Nates share casino anecdotes, their first two star rating, and more.Meanwhile, the battle for Groshureburger, the Sun Temple, and the world begins an Belmont and gang mount an assault on Bingo's army.Support the show. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in...

Neither Heaven Nor Helsing, Part 2

On this episode of Daft Monks, the Nates discuss hair loss, turkey hunting and the Disney film Strange World.Meanwhile, Belmont and gang piece together the remaining timeline of Van Helsing's past and formulate a plan to take down Bingo.Support the show. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in...

Neither Heaven Nor Helsing, Part 1

On this episode of Daft Monks, the Nates discuss Daylight Saving, the Korean reality TV show Physical 100, testosterone replacement therapy (TRT), and the 1991 film Earnest Scared Stupid.Meanwhile, Van Helsing, Belmont and gang are finally reunited, and Van Helsing comes clean about his dark, convoluted past.Support the show. The...

One Good Turn Deserves a Turnbuckle Teddie

On this episode of Daft Monks, Nate recalls chaperoning his child's recent field trip, his latest 80s movie binge, and his take on the HBO Max series Velma.Meanwhile, Van Helsing and Ginger make their getaway from Gröschureburgher, but not before an epic encounter with Bingo and the Turnbuckle Teddies.Support the...

Sons Out, Guns Out

On this episode of Daft Monks, Nate shares how he faired at his jiu-jitsu tournament, a reoccurring trend in 80's movies, and some of the worst spells in Dungeons and Dragons.Meanwhile, Belmont joins Naya in his dreamscape, where he recalls his mother's murder and a familiar father figure.Support the show....

The Spy Who Gagged Me

On this episode of Daft Monks, the Nates recall their first hangout at a renaissance faire, discuss axe throwing, and rank some of the most disappointing magic items in Dungeons and Dragons.Meanwhile, Van Helsing makes a move against Bingo and joins forces with his portly friend from the brothel. He...

A Walk Down Memory Plane

On this special episode of Daft Monks, rank various Dungeons and Dragons source books and materials, and Nate laments a recent ju-jitsu injury and getting old. Meanwhile, Belmont and Nayenezgani enter the portal swallowing their ancestral estate in an effort to shut it down. But what starts as a happy timelapse...